Gatrie x Ilyana - Fire Emblem

C support -

Gatsie: You there, young teletubbie!

Ilyana: ...

Gatsie: Hello? Yes, you...the red one with that awkward handle on top of its head!

Ilyana: ...

Gatsie: Oooh, I get it. You can't hear me because an alien legume is contacting you! Tee hee hee! I'm gonna throw my mobile phone at you!

Ilyana: Ow!! That hurts!.. Um... Why are you...throwing your phone at me?

Gatsie: Let's check for the damage my phone took.. Phew, it broke. Now I finally don't have to message photos of my right ear to my mom anymore because she "wants to know if the bird that pecked Bastian in his ear isn't trying to get me now". Aren't you a little vieze Wendell, you peck-their-ear bird!

Ilyana: Uh...

Gatsie: So... Nevermind the mobile phone thing. What's your favorite hat, cutie?

Ilyana: My favorite hat? Well... It's the one cowboys wear, but...

Gatsie: Cowboys, eh? My penguin is one.

Ilyana: Oh...it is?

Gatsie: Aye aye! I'm Gatsie. But I'm sure you don't think Gatsie sounds like an earring much .

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">An.. Earring? Why, um...well, actually...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Of course, I'm sure it sounds like an earring! It's like, I walk into the shop and say "Can I pleaaaase get a pair of Gatsies?" and then the shop owner will say "OOOHHHH THESE EARRINGS!" and then I will be all like "YEAH!" <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">. See, it sounds like an earring, doesn't it? It sounds like tropical fruit as well! If I go to some tropical island there will be lots of brown colored sweet fruits among the trees, and I will immediately recognise them and be all like "Look at these Gatsies! They look so fresh and fruity!" Does that not sound like logic? Oh, and then my name also sounds like a big building <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">...

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Excuse me, I have to go.

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I know you'll never forget what my name sounds like! <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Ilyana... I now spontaneously know your name!

B Support -

Gatsie:

<span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Ilyana!

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Oh, hello...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">My mom gave me a new mobile phone, dangit! Now I'll have to take pictures of my right ear again, every morning, midday, evening, night and 2 minutes before 5:00 AM! DANGIT!

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Oh...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">W-what? You're not interested?

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Well...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Oh, good! So you ARE interested!

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">It's just that... Um...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">...No good, eh? I know! Well, time for some good news, then.. I figured my name sounds like a new kind of fashion! Like; "Isn't it  <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">fashionable? Isn't it Gatsie?" It makes perfect sense! "Look at these new shoes!" "Yeah, I know right? It's part of the new Gatsie!"

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Oh...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">That's no good, either? Ah, but I have pointed this out as well; It sounds like a new verb! Instead of "I fell" why not say "I Gatsied"? It souns perfect, doesn't it?! Then someone will walk up the stairs in a huge skyscraper but then accidently trip and fall down all the stairs, finally come to a stop and then yell "OH CRAP NO! I GATSIED!"

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Well... It's nice, but...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">... Oh! So you love it, right? <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">  <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Just like you love cowboy hats?

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Excuse me...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Hmmm. Maybe she.. Maybe.. She wants me to think of what HER name sounds like! That's it! <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I'll just think of what her name could sound like next time! <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">There's no way I'm going to  <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">let my natural gift go unused!

<span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">- A support -

Gatsie:

<span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Ilyana! I just let a polar bear take my new phone! HA!

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Oh...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Not interested, are you?

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">It's not that--

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">No no I know. Hey, my name doesn't sound like a duck, eh? It sounds like a squirrel! Don't you think saying "LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE GATSIE IN THE TREE OVER THERE" sounds pretty normal?

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Not really...

Gatsie:  That's RIGHT! My name doens't sound like a squirrel! How da hell would someone say "Look at that Gatsie" and another person would know it's about a friggin squirrel? That's impossible! My name has no single sense of a squirrel in it! No, mine hasn't.. But yours has! Hey hey! What about "Look at that Ilyana there, it's so small and fluffy!" ?

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Oh! Well that sounds good indeed...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">For dinner?

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Yes...for dinner.

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Brilliant! We'll eat an Ilyana for dinner, then!

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Oh, that's right... <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Now I remember... I've forgotten to tell you I've bought a pair of Gatsies.

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Huh? Did you say something?

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Oh, nothing...

Gatsie: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Hmmm... Well, never mind. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I'll see you later!

Ilyana: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Ilyana...Ilyana... <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Remember that name! Damn right it sounds like a squirrel! <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Tasty food... Oh, I can't wait!