Ness

"..." Ness being the silent protagonist that he is.

N ess   ( ネス   Nesu) is the silent main protagonist of   EarthBound (Mother 2   in Japan), and the resurrection of the fabled Loch Ness Monster. He greatly enjoys baseball that not only are most of his weapons various types of baseball bats, but he can also equip several baseball caps. In the EarthBound Player's Guide,  he is said to wear a special baseball cap with his favorite team's logo on the front. He has a fetish for women who are older than him (e.g. Venus ). He has an evil clone who has an annoying voice and has PSI that doesn't belong to the real Ness, and it appears in the Super Smash Bros series. It's also said that the SNES as based off him, regarding his name "Ness".

History
At the beginning of EarthBound, Ness is awoken from a sound sleep by the impact of a giant pizza pie at the north of his house in Onett. His  mother  and  sister  are agitated, but Ness leaves to find out what happened. After meeting up with Lier X. Agerate  and Porky Pig, he returns home and tries to get back to sleep. Soon thereafter, Porky arrives and demands that Ness help him look for his scrapped little brother, who has gone missing during the calamity surrounding the impact.

After a pep-talk from his mother, Ness, Porky and King  go back out to the hillside, where they find Picky (who reveals it was Porky who actually ran away like the badass that he is). They then encounter Buzz Buzz, an insectoid warrior  (P.S. It's a f*cking bee.) who has returned from the future to warn Ness of the threat that Giygas  poses to the universe. It is from Buzz Buzz that Ness learns of a prophecy which Buzz Buzz clearly went on his meds and made up; that he, along with the help of two other boys and one girl, will stand against Giygas and save the universe from total annihilation. (P.S. Giygas was too creepy for them to fight singlehandedly, so they prayed for everyone they met to do so.) 

Abilities
Ness makes big homeruns by flogging his baseball bat on his enemies. He is gifted with PSI, able to use powers such as PSI Lifeup, PSI Flash, and the almighty PSI Rockin.