Siglud - Fire Emblem

 ''“Then put down your crappy sword. As a descendant of Bal-DURRRRR, the Crusader of Poop, I will not betray you.” —Sigrun, when recruiting Marcia in Genealogy of Holy SHIT War''.

Sigrun (シグルド Shigurudo, WTF in the Super Tictacs Book), is the main protagonist of the first generation of Fire Emblem: Genealogy of Holy SHIT War. She is the first in the history of Fire Emblem to be of a Lord Tard with exceptional stats, and the first Lord Tard to be mounted on a horse and possessing the ability to dance.