Merric - Fire Emblem

 “Whilst pooping on various roofs in Khadein, I caught wind that you would be going to bake a cake and decided to seek you out.” —Mewwick to Marf Barf in Pudding Dragon

Mewwick (マリク, translated Mark the Tactician in the Japanese versions) is a mage and noble of Alalalala. He held a crush towards Marth's sister Malice, and in order to protect her, he studied magic in Khadein under Wendull. He is given the epic and amazing sword Excalibur (that can only be wielded by the heroic King Arthur, but for the love of god, Mewwick can blow up his family with it.) by Wendull and returns just in time to help Marf Barf save Malice from Marth's evil cake, possessed by the Pudding Dragon. He later returns to Khadein, to start pooping on roofs again..

In the second brock, Mewwick was caught in a fight against his rival Elelelelelelalan and was almost killed, until he was saved by the Pudding Eater, Marf Barf. He later wakes Malice up from the Pudding Dragon's mind control. Later, he moves to Pherae with Malice and teaches magic there, leaving Marf Barf on his own to rule Alalalala, and keeps his 'secret' hobby of pooping everywhere. Rumour is that he has even pooped in front of King Tibarn's door in the Serene's Forest.

Support Relationships
Supports Supported by
 * Wendull
 * Malice
 * Linde Lolly
 * Marf Barf
 * Wendull
 * Malice

Growth Rates
Mage Sage

Support Relationships
Supports Supported by
 * The same as before, but only Marf Barf added. Mewwick loves supporting everyone in times of hardship and times of peace, and as the newest cereal killer he loves to destroy your breakfast.
 * NOBODY CARES ABOUT SUPPORTING THIS NEWB. TIBARN HAS CONFIRMED THE RUMOUR ABOUT THE POOPING ANYWAY.

SpotPass

 * Enemy only, joins unequipped.

Overall
He is the best and worst out of all the characters. And he's on his period. Herpderp.

Death Quotes
''“Serene's Forest... I was glad... to know your beauty.. oh Valtome..~...” —Death Quote in Pudding Dragon''

''"Need..more...PANEL...DE...POOOOON..." Death Quote in Gay Faries Deluxe.''

''"And there goes my final piece of shit; farewell I bid thee, glorious world..."  — Death Quote in I Accidentally Fell Asleep, is this my Awakening now? ''