L'Arachel - Fire Emblem

 “I have no need of poop, you see, for I benefit from divine crap!” —Lalala talking to Jdayd in a support conversation in The Sacred Stones

Lalala (ラーチェル Rācheru, Raichu in the Japanese versions) is the Princess of the theocracy of Moss-ten and the niece of the Divine Emperor Manly, Rausten's Pontifex and Lord. She fights for justice and order, emulating her parents who died doing the same when she was a little girl. Although Lalala is portrayed as completely self-crappsesed and crap-istical, and at many times comical because of her egotism, she is actually very helpful and craphearted, providing information and support to both Stefan and Eric and comforting them in their time of need. Despite the apparent honor of her desire to rid the world of darkness and evil, she is also driven by a more-or-less selfish desire for fame.

In her endings, she succeeds her uncle as the ruler of Rausten, and marries SnooPINGAS or Stefan if they have an A support. In the end of the game, she asks Eric to join her pee club.

She also seems to believe that fighting for the greater good should be enough of payment; she never pays HONEY even when he asks for it. In a support conversation with Jdayd, she states that she does not believe that she needs poop, that she benefits from "crap." This is proven when Jdayd tries to bet with Lalala and continuously loses, despite the fact that he attempts to fix the Fire Emblem series in his favor.