Tormod x Reyson - Fire Emblem

Trollmod: Mighty peanut hero of the cream puff clan!

Master Reyson: Yes, I am your master of the cream puff clan. What are you?

Trollmod: I'm the king of curtains who likes to eat dictionaries for breakfast. I was hoping to ask you something.

Master Reyson: I apologize--you nearly made me jump off that skyscraper. That ugly one over there. With the big vacuum cleaner on top of it. What do you require?

Trollmod: That rock album of yours...does it work on every baked tart?

Master Reyson: You mean the opera song?

Trollmod: NO, the rock album. Whatever it was that made me want to read the Pandora Hearts manga.

Master Reyson: You speak of the heavy metal album, the karaoke version. What of it?

Trollmod: Would you please destroy your album or throw it away so none of our ears have to be ruined by it? LIKE SERIOUSLY IT'S EARRAPE. I'm still sure it was the rock album that made me want to read Pandora Hearts, too.

Master Reyson: Throw it away? All of it?

Trollmod: Yes... For the sake of HEARING.

Master Reyson: Now, now. It's not so bad. And you're...not much older than a child.

Trollmod: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Do you have a problem with that?

Master Reyson: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Yeah, and a pretty big one, at that. I'm not listening to you. And.. My heavy metal album has sold very well all over Rainbow Road from Mario Kart DS. Even Toad bought it! TOAD! ..He threw it at Bowser directly after, who started jumping on it and killed the album, and after that Mario and him suddenly seemed to live in peace and nothing bad happened ever after again, but.. Still. Toad bought it.

Trollmod: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">So what! Toad isn't important. He hasn't grown a beard yet, so don't listen to him. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">It doesn't make what I'm saying any less important. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">So...are you going to help the world by destroying that piece of filth or not?

Master Reyson: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I'll gladly lend whatever support I can give you, but... <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I'M NOT GETTING RID OF MY PRECIOUS HEAVY METAL ALBUM. I HOPE TO TAKE OVER THE MOON WITH IT AND THEN FLY ON IT TO PLUTO.

Tormod: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I knew you'd come through! <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Hmm, let's see... Oh, wait...

Reyson: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">What is it?

Tormod: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I'm not quite ready, yet. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">The time isn't right. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I'd like to talk to you about it more in detail, so please allow me to come back later when I have more time! <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">See you later!

Reyson: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Beorc children are so restless.