Volke x Bastian - Fire Emblem

C support

 Volke:     You there, with that silly dress.  You have until the count of 23523423 to show yourself before I start throwing hairdressers with hedge trimmers.  One... two... three... four... five... six... seven.. eight... nine.. ten.. eleven.. twelve... thirteen... fourteen.. fifteen... sixteen... seventeen.. eighteen.. nineteen.. twenty... twenty-one.. twenty-

 Bastian:     Oh, dear! That's not enough time! Please keep those hairdressers and their hedge trimmers away from me, dearest Volke!

 ..I can see why your hair got so ruined now.

 Volke:     Oh. Hello, Bastian-in-a-silly-dress.

 Bastian:     D'oh! Don't insult my pwetty little dress.

 Indulge my stalkiness for a moment... Who are you working for?

 Volke:     Knowing you, I'm surprised you haven't already checked on what I had for breakfast.

 Bastian:     So, it's true, then...

 You are working for Crapland under Commander the Ikea?

 Volke:     I serve no nation. I work for Captain E. B. Piratenhoedje.

 Bastian:     BWHAHAHAHAHAHA- I mean who is that?

 Volke:     Ten thousand minutes.

 Bastian:     Ten thousand minutes?

 Volke:     Give me ten thousand minutes to stare at the official art of a Rune Slayer and I'll answer that question.

 Bastian:    <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;"> Ta ha ha! Volke, really?

Are you a fanboy? Don't tell me you seriously are a-

 Volke:    <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;"> Yes. No.

<span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;"> Maybe.

 Bastian:    <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;"> Hmmm...what has the Ikea got brewing in that brain of his that involves this fanboying man

<span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;"> of the hairdressers with hedge trimmers?

<span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;"> Me thinks I should look into this forthwith!

 Volke:    Shut up. You and your stupid silly dress should leave.

.. You meanie. Who says loving Elsword is bad?

 Bastian:    I heard that!

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B support

Volke:

<span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Back already?

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">A little bird landed on my shoulder, then pecked my ear, so I got angry and threw orange juice over it. But the bird flew away so the orange juice fell over my shoulder instead. But since I'm highly allergic to orange juice, I got hysterical and started running in circles. I fell over some stupid christmas hat that Santa had decided to drop right where I would be running in circles hysterically. And when I fell, that stupid bird came back again with a tiny Wendell in it's mouth! <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Yes, the information I'm not sharing with you is most interesting indeed. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Delectable, even.

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">You're seeing tiny Wendells. This is not good.

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">We all our habits have. You fanboy. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">In any case, my doubts about you and Commander the Ikea have been put to rest.

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">How kind of you- Wait, are you seriously still wearing that silly dress?

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">That dress has becomen part of my soul. I've gotten attached to it. Just like you were attached to your DSi Charger when you were little. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">IT'S NATURAL. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">..Consider it a professional outfit.

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Bastian?

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Yeeeees?

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">You're stupid. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">But have you ever considered cosplaying a Rune Slayer?

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Iiiiiiii don't want you fanboying over me, dude. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I'm sure you understand.

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Suit yourself.

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A support

Volke:<span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;"> You still want something from me. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Otherwise, you wouldn't be here.

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">When does your contract with Captain E. B. Piratenhoedje expire?

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Heh. Why do you ask?

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">There is a very important matter I'd like you to attend to. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">It's.. about my dress. Something bad happened to it! And it's called CHILI SAUCE! AAAAHHH!

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I've known you for a long time now, and I've never seen such a desperate glimmer in your eye.

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I'll cosplay him.

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Eh?

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I'll cosplay the Rune Slayer. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">But you'll have to attend to it right away.

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">That sounds...tasty. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Unfortunately, I don't know how to get that chili sauce out of your dress <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">.

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">...

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Don't fret, Bastian. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I shall find a way for you <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">. I won't miss that Rune Slayer..

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">This is awkward. You're really going to stalk me when I cosplay him?

Volke: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Oh, I'll sure do. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I never pass up an offer to be with the love of my life.. I've been wanting to meet that Rune Slayer for over 20 years! I'm such a good fanboy! <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Plus, I've come to think you're not so bad, Bastian. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">You haven't laughed at me for being a fanboy. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">I like that in a Rune Slayer.

Bastian: <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">So I'm an official Rune Slayer to you now? <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">Perhaps I should.. Flee to the other side of the world.. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">In any case, you would still have to wait until you've got that chili sauce out of my pwetty little dress. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">But do not dawdle, Volke. <span style="color:rgb(126,123,106);font-family:Verdana;font-size:9px;line-height:normal;">It is a matter of utmost urgency.