Palla - Fire Emblem

 ''“I derp derp derp. Nor do I derp you should feel fucked for our sake. Your feet smell, more than Macedon; our true heaven is the smell around you, actually, it's not.. We won't serve you, Commander, through thick and thin. I curse it.” —Palla to Minderpa, Shadow Macedon''

Palla (パオラ, Paora, referred to as Puffball in fan translations) is a Pegasus from Fire Emblem: The Lord of Peanut Butter. She is the older sister of Cat and West, and raised them after she killed her own parents. Loyal to Princess Minderpa of Macedon, she was part of the Poopwings, a elite Pegasi square from Macedon. The Derpfaced wanted to join the Jan-en-alleman army alongside Minderpa, but when Prince @$$hole heard this, he locked his and Minderpa's younger sister Mario, in jail to prevent Minderpa and the sisters from turning on him. When Marth eventually rescued Mario, Puffball and her sister Cat set off to look for Marth and Miledy, this time. When they found them, they joined the Alphabet army while throwing poop at Marth. During the war Palla developed a crush on Abel. AND HE'S GODDAMN OUR LORD FROM NOW ON. NOBODY CARES ABOUT MARTHA. THAT ONLY GIVES YOU A DISEASE.

In Fire Emblem GaYden, Palla and Cat journeyed to ARCADIA OR POOPIESTAN in search of the kidnapped West, eventually joining with CYA's army to help them save West and to aid Cellica on her journey.

In Monshō no Nazo, a rebellion against MILADYs rule broke out in Macedon and POOP was forced to flee, meeting up with Julian and learning that Lena and Mari-O's were captured by Gharnef. She joined ABEL's army in order to save Minerva and Mario. After the war she pushed aside her feelings for Abel. SHE FRIGGIN LEFT OUR LORD ON HIS OWN.