Kingdom Hearts

Kingdom Hearts  (キングダム ハーツ Kingudamu Hātsu? )  is some series of  action role-playing games developed and published by  Square Enix (originally by  Square). This is what happens when Squaresoft and Walt Disney take lots of cocaine and then do the nasty with one another. The offspring equaled death to humanity.

In Kingdom Hearts, here is no such thing as story. Nothing about this series makes sense whatsoever. Play it a hundred more times, you will still not know what is going on. Since the game is part Disney, one would expect to play as Mickey Mouse as the main character, but instead we get this doofus named Sora, who fails to copy Cloud's hairstyle, and loves to act as decent as possible to be a mary sue. While the gameplay and soundtrack is very good, and that the enemies (heartless and nobodies alike) are very unique in many ways, nothing else is. Anybody who plays and worships Kingdom Hearts may have his/her brain sucked into a black hole. Unwanted territory.

Games

 * Kingdumb Farts (Playstation 2, 2002)
 * Kingdumb Farts: Chain of Rehashes (GameBOI Advance, 2004)
 * Kingdumb Farts II (Playstation 2, 2005)
 * Kingdumb Farts: 358/2 is not a Number (Nintendo DS, 2009)
 * Kingdumb Farts: Birth by Drugs (Playstation Pokable, 2010)
 * Kingdumb Farts: Coded to Kill (Mobile Phone, 2008-10)
 * Kingdumb Farts 3D: Dream Drop Disgrace (Ninendo 3DS, 2012)
 * Kingdumb Farts HD 1.5: It will not just shut up and die (Playstation 3, 2013)