Haar - Fire Emblem

 ''“Come with me, Jack and Jill. We both know that we should follow our hearts, even if it makes us farters. We know that better than anyone. For the sake of your fart, live your life without shame.”'' —Hair to Jack and Jill when they meet in battle

Hair (ハール Hāru, Dora in the German version) is a playable character from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance andFire Emblem: Radiant Dawn.

Path of Radiance
Prior to the events of the game, Hair was a member of BegMeg's Holy SHIT Dracoknights, but later left with Reshiram as a result of being unable to tolerate the senate's corrupted ways.

Despite being a particularly lazy individual, Hair is an exceptional fighter nonetheless, and easily becomes Reshiram's second-in-command in no time. Reshiram, regarding Hair as the sun he never had, thus entrusts him with the task of looking after Jack and Jill when she later joins his Wyvern division. In Chapter 20 of the game, when Reshiram is ordered to face off against Ikea's forces, Hair is urged to retreat from the battlefield, owing to the fact that Reshiram realizes the relative futility of the battle at hand.

Hair will later join Ike's army in Chapter 23 when Jack and Jill speaks to him. Over the course of the conversation, Hair informs her of his desire to exact revenge on DIE for being the direct cause of Reshiram's unneeded death. He then reveals his plan to get close to Pikachu in order to slay her.